Is that what I think it is???

So it is not unusual for us to find "surprises" that Porter has left around the house. You may find a Thomas train in with the pots and pans, a block in your bed, or my personal favorite, a sippy cup hanging on the Christmas tree!  But last week on my way into the kitchen I saw this....

 

I know what you're thinking...is that what I think it is???? Well I thought the same thing! But I was baffled at where it came from? It just didn't look like a Porter poop at all! And it certainly wasn't a Ruby poop! 

Then I thought ... Marmie!  For those of you who don't know Marmie ( short for Lady Marmalade) is one of our cats and every now and then she will leave the litter box with a "little friend" hanging from her fluffy butt!  (Right now my friend Kristine is gagging and shaking her head in disbelief that I would own such disgusting rodents.)  But back to the story. 

So I'm annoyed at this point because it's not like I don't clean up a million other messes a day, now I'm adding picking up Marmie turd to the list! But as I reach down with the papertowel to pick it up, I realize that it's NOT what I think it is. Upon closer inspection it hits me! (not literally) It can only be.....A WILLOW TREE ANGEL HEAD! Of course! So I go to the shelf where she used to live and I look for the rest of her. She's not there! Then it occurs to me that I have no idea where he hid the body! I must have searched for almost half an hour until I gave up, I mean, I just don't have the kind of time one needs to start solving such mysterious crimes!  So I go on with my day and hours later I am walking by the shelf and BOOM! She's back! Headless, but otherwise fine! I giggle to myself and wonder what he was thinking? I'll just return her to where she was and no one will ever know.....ahhh Porter, I love your surprises!